Active crisis // 01Live
♆
The Aegean Sea
Weapon in the plumbing
Poseidon flushed his trident. The Krakens are now unionizing.
StatusFlooding upward
ϟ Olympus crisis system
Divine systems unstable.
Obviously.
Cloud gatesOnlineCommon senseUnavailableHermesAlready running
Current Olympus threat level: DEFCON POSEIDONTrident stuck in pipe
01 An animated universe in motion
They create the chaos.
I just sprint through it.
All-powerful gods. Zero impulse control. One sleep-deprived guy with wings on his shoes—and yes, apparently this is his problem.
Chaos coordinatorHERMESCurrently: regretting this job
Scroll before something explodes
02 Live mount olympus incident map
Today’s catastrophes
Welcome to Mount Olympus. Don’t expect greatness. Just expect Hermes to fix it.
▥MT. OLYMPUS
things are not fine
36.27° N22.58° Ethings are not fine
03 The threat lineup
Infinite power.
Zero common sense.
Hermes
Chaos profile // classified-ish
Hermes
What the myths say
Messenger of the GodsThe chaotic reality
Running entirely on spite, zero sleep, and the satisfaction of being right.
VelocityIllegal
Sleep00%
Patience04%
04 The game
Run the message.
Survive the family.
Step into Hermes’ winged sandals and keep Olympus operational while every god on the mountain makes that statistically impossible.
Game / First look
Playable divine disaster
Courier
of Chaos
Hermes has been awake for three centuries, the scroll pile is load-bearing, and every god has marked their crisis “urgent.” Your move.
Original animated mini-series
You ran
the errands.
Now watch the fallout.
Coming soon05 The mini-series
Olympus has
entered the chat.
The gods make the mess. Hermes makes the deadline. A fast, irreverent animated comedy about one competent messenger trapped inside history’s most powerful dysfunctional family.
Join the panic list ↓
Mini-series coming soon01Scrollpocalypse
Hermes discovers every god marked their scroll urgent.
Mini-series coming soon02Kraken in the Pipes
Poseidon loses a trident. The plumbing takes it personally.
Mini-series coming soon03Breakfast Strategy
Athena turns ordering breakfast into a four-hour campaign.
Mini-series coming soon04The Glitter of War
Ares declares war on craft supplies. Craft supplies win.
Mini-series coming soon05Basement Boundaries
Hades would like everyone to leave his division immediately.
Mini-series coming soon06Family Weather
Hera finds Zeus. The forecast becomes aggressively personal.
06 Behind the animation
From divine
sculpt to
beautiful disaster.
Every scene begins as a pristine character render. Then the animation team layers in performance, environmental damage, lighting, effects, and the very specific consequences of letting gods make decisions unsupervised.
Majestic lighting. Perfect marble. Not a single crisis in sight.
GLITTER
INCIDENT
INCIDENT
Ares is furious. Athena is irritated. The glitter has achieved total victory.
07 Beyond the screen
Every message
leaves a mark.
Before he became Olympus’ exhausted crisis coordinator, Hermes was a thief, a trickster, a guide—and the only god fast enough to outrun everyone else’s expectations.
The Novel
An intimate mythic adventure about the burden behind the wit: impossible errands, divine family politics, and the trials that shaped the messenger god.
The Graphic Novel
A kinetic visual companion that sends Hermes racing through the spectacular disasters, monsters, and celestial detours hidden between the myths.
Olympus double dispatchPre-order both and save 20%
Two formats. One very overworked god.